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IN LOVING MEMORY OF CHRONIC & TY

This is tooooo cute.

A few truths on owning a Great Dane: Warning if this list scares you, then you might want to reconsider owning a Great Dane. If you think that the following list is funny, then read on, because it will happen to you.
You know that you are a Great Dane owner when,

*the sound of running water makes you jump up and yell, "OUTSIDE!"
*you tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair
*it takes 3 people to get your dog on the scale at the vets
*you walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, but you have no idea who these people are
*you can carry on a conversation with a dog's muzzle firmly in your crotch
*you own a dog capable of pulling someone from a porta potty
*your dog can hide an entire tennis ball (among other things) fully inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, "What? I'm not eating anything!"
*you carry a tape measure with you when shopping for a new vehicle
*you keep at least one color-coded "drool towel" in every room of your house
*after banishing your husband, the snoring in your bedroom still keeps you awake
*you are hiking with a friend who later suggests that you ought to have an environmental impact statement done on your dog
*visitors enter the house holding their privates protectively
*you toss your dog a ball and cringe when he almost hits his head on the top of the doorway
*you take your dog for a ride and he rests his head on your arm, causing you to make random right turns
*you have given up on water dishes and you just use the bathtub
*your two dogs decide to play in the house, and they end up pulling the ceiling fan down -- for the second time
*you have to move over when brushing your teeth because your dog wants a drink
*you show a picture of your dogs and kids together, and the first person you point out is your dog
*while stopped at a stop light, everyone stares as your car rocks back and forth because the dog is panting out the window
*you go to vacuum your car and most of the fur is up there on the ceiling
*you avoid the dogs on your way out the door, so they won't smear your makeup
*you've learned to force a smile when asked "do you have a saddle for that thing?"
*the monthly dog budget exceeds your home mortgage payment
*your veterinarian has been able to put in a swimming pool, build a large home, buy jet skis and a personal plane
*you have had to train your dog not to lick dishes, and the dishes are in the sink
*the donuts you put on top of the refrigerator are gone when you get home and your dog has powdered sugar on his nose
*your dog can see what you're cooking, and he tries to assist you in the preparation
*you're holding him straddled between your legs when the doorbell rings, you take a short (but fast!) ride straight to the door
*the pizza delivery people tell you to meet them at the end of the sidewalk
*your dog stands in your lap and reaches over you to stick his head in the drive-through window at Mac Donald's and nearly gives the cashier a heart attack when she turns around to give you your change
*you purchase a large screen TV and you still can't see the program when he stands in front of the television
*after surgery, your bored pup decides to get up and cruise around the vet's office-- pulling the rolling IV stand behind him

Just a few of the things that is bound to happen to you!...thanks for reading :)





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